This is the face of a defeated man. I just spent 2 hours sitting in the back seat of my car fixing my speakers only to have them go out 30 seconds into having them reinstalled. I hate everything.

This is the face of a defeated man. I just spent 2 hours sitting in the back seat of my car fixing my speakers only to have them go out 30 seconds into having them reinstalled. I hate everything.

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

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carryonmy-assbutt:

thecosmosowl:

chubbinafatzarelli:

a real romantic plot

what the fuck

WHERE IS THIS FROM

(via sylvesterpatrone)

(via zanegrey)

(via zanegrey)

Watch as your life begins to fade
Pretend that you are not afraid
#thisbandisthereasoniwearbaseballtees #bonerjamz

Watch as your life begins to fade
Pretend that you are not afraid
#thisbandisthereasoniwearbaseballtees #bonerjamz

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

(via masterblaster)

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.
I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

(via shitsuren-chama)

penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

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(via theneverbird)

Who wants a SSB3DS early Demo code? I have 3 left. #SSB

Who wants a SSB3DS early Demo code? I have 3 left. #SSB

elodear:

frukyeahhetalians:

awesomepotatosaurus:

officialalltimelow:

THIS IS FUCKING HORRIFYING

FUKC WHO DID THIS! FUCK YOU! uGH!!!

MAJORA’S MASK EVERYONE

I was scrolling through going oh this is nice and then THAT LAST THING CAME UP I CAN NOW ADD HEART ATTACK TO MY LIST OF ACHIEVEMENTS

(via masterlukes)

asker

Anonymous asked: helo r u

Yes